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He’s got “WHEELS OF STEEL”!

I still havent found what I'm looking for!

I lost my wedding ring in a neighbours field a couple of weeks ago. I bought a metal detector thinking it would be no problem finding it, as I roughly knew where in the field I lost it. Could I find it?, COULD I “****”!!. I think the little fellas came and got it. All I found was 10 tonnes of Saxon gold!, “WOTTA BUMMER”!.

Oi mate are you dancin?, ( I NEVER STOPPED )

Hokey Cokey anyone?

A pint of the red stuff!

"MAKE MINE A PINT OF BEETROOT JUICE"!

Competition answer!

I'm a FECKIN GUINEA PIG "AWREET"!

Silent Sunday!